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songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

(Source: jaesama, via fuckingkavinsky)

ambvr:

omg

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kumagawa:

when you’re at the beach and fully clothed and you try to grab some sand but it slips through your fingers..

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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(via intensional)

cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

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nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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(Source: dveon, via intensional)

meloetta:

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

update: my friends have begun saying this to me as a joke now whenever i leave and i regret this entirely

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yeahscibitch:

sixpenceee:

JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB

*Burns the Earth down*

*Lives on Pluto for the rest of my life* 

We have one of these moulted shells in the basement floor of the Old medical school. It spans the whole wall.

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